:: DEDICATED TO THE ART OF MALE UPPER LIP GROOMING ::

MERV HUGHES

Style: Handle Bars
Famous For: Sledging and the occasional good nut.

MO RATING:

4/5 for Merv. Good body and volume but was let down by too much care grooming, go back to the old days Merv, just let it that bad boy loose!!

 

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YOSEMITE SAM

Style: Westie Handle Bars
Famous For: Varmint, I'm a-gonna blow you to smithereens!

MO RATING:


3/5 for Yosemite. You just cant go past a real Mo.

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DAVID BOON

Style: The Walrus
Famous For: legendary drinking exploits like consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney - good boy!

MO RATING:


Good result 4/5 for Boony, go the mighty rus!

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MURRAY MEXTED

Style: The Bat
Famous For: Miss Universe Lorraine Downs and ...

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come inside me."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

MO RATING:  


Disappointing 2.5 for Murray ... maybe he should stick to commentating ... errr ...

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JOHN HOLMES

Style: The Bat
Famous For: 12.5 to 16 inches.

MO RATING:


Gave him an extra star for being a porn star.

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Ron Jeremy

Style: Porn Star Slug
Famous For: Despite being short, out of shape, overweight, and relatively unattractive, he has appeared in nearly 2,000 movies.

MO RATING:


Took one star off for him being a porn star.

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HULK HOGAN

Style: Handle Bars
Famous For: Atomic Leg Drop, WWF and a series of terrible movies.

MO RATING:


GLORIOUS - Nearly the perfect 5/5 for Hogan. Lost 1/2 a star for the peroxiding. Good shape and volume.

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TOM SELLECK

Style: The Broom
Famous For: Higgins, Ferraris and Hawaiian shirts.

MO RATING:


Well groomed, perfect proportion ... a pleasure to look at.

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HORSE MCLEOD

Style: Walsus/Handle Bar
Famous For: Choking on shellfish.

MO RATING:


Nice effort Horse ... doing The Naki proud.

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NED FLANDERS

Style: Walsus
Famous For: "Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-ino and the Leftorium.

MO RATING:


Good proportion to rest of face, not the real McCoy though.

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ELMO

Style: Shaggy
Famous For: Tickling and "Elmo wants to play".

MO RATING:


Goouse of 'Mo' in name, but no definitive or distinguished mo shape.

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PAUL TEUTUL, Snr

Style: Handle Bars
Famous For: OCC and short tempers.

MO RATING:


That Mo is pretty hard to beat ... simply exquisite.

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ALBERT EINSTIEN

Style: The Walrus
Famous For: E=MC2, General relativity.

MO RATING:


Vintage walrus ... Genius.

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SIR RICHARD HADLEE

Style: Caterpilla
Famous For: getting the Kiwis out of trouble on numerous occasions and that 'appealing stance'.

MO RATING:


An icon in New Zealand cricket and mo growing ... we salute you!

 

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MR MIYAGI

Style: The Toothbrush
Famous For: Wax on - Wax off

MO RATING:


Naturally white with great shape but no real mass.

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RICHARD PRYOR

Style: Semi Walrus/Semi Bars/Semi Bat
Famous For: Standup Comedy, married seven times to five different women and Brewsters Millions.

MO RATING:


Had to have a token black guy ...

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TARANAKI REGGAE LEGEND

Style: Vivid
Famous For: those lovely square goggles!

MO RATING:


Local real estate agent got his sign vandalized and could not help but put this on site ...

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